So you've never used a bidet in your life. Good. I can't imagine the filthy crusted coating down there. Actually you don't need a bidet anymore. Go get a flamethrower.
2007-07-30 21:42:15
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answered by Anonymous
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This has been the funniest and most encouraging question on Yahoo. The answers are FABULous. thanks everyone. I love the flamethrower bit!! I am still laughing!
It is a wonder that the US and GB have not had bidets for years. I wonder how we are so civilized with out them.
2007-07-31 02:07:12
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answered by thisbrit 7
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you say I have never seen a bidet anywhere in my life except in my bathroom...and that is weird, it would be weirder man if it was in your kitchen
2007-08-03 21:19:19
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answered by IT'S ME AGAIN 6
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It's to clean your nether regions. Use the toilet as usual and dry wipe. Then you hover over it and clean yourself. Careful not to turn it on too high, they can squirt all over the place. Remember to leave it as clean as you got it.
2007-07-30 21:31:47
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answered by Natasha W 3
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Well, early in the morning, you point your face right at it and "brush your teeth." The water stream will aim right to the hole
2007-07-31 00:33:16
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answered by TURANDOT 6
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from what I have heard about them all you do is sit on it and do nothing else. You don't have to use toilet paper or anything
2007-07-30 21:37:25
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answered by Anonymous
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water the dog
2007-07-30 22:34:21
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answered by ropar 5
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You don't do anything. Leave it alone. Hopefully time will educate you.
2007-07-30 21:34:09
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answered by Peter G 1
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i through up in one on holday very convenient when drunk and on the loo. (which i fell asleep on later)
You wash your backside on it
2007-07-30 21:31:54
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answered by zombiebrian 4
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to clean ur *** man
2007-07-30 21:35:36
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answered by Shazzman WCE 4 life 3
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