The monkeys know they are going to die so they invent stories about Gods, then fight over which story is better.
The Monkeys Hate. They hate monkeys of a different color, monkeys from different places, monkeys that believe different stories (Religons) that other monkeys invented.
The monkeys built the Great Wall of China, fiber optic technology, computers, airplanes, the pyrimads...
All pretty impressive. For a monkey.
The monkeys dance and growl for other monekys and get paid for it (Entertainers)
The monekys even make up awards to give it to monekys to show that they admire the monkeys (Oscars)
When you wake up tommorow and look at yourself in the mirror, please remeber one thing. No matter what happens or what you do - Your just a MONKEY!
2007-07-30 18:54:21 · 6 answers · asked by Future 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
LOL. Thanks to the second answerer.
Where all just monkeys? WTF? My bad
We`re all just monkeys.
2007-07-30 19:19:31 · update #1
Well, I am quite frankly appalled at the level of ignorance required to compare humans to MONKEYS.
When you wake up tomorrow take a good look at yourself in the mirror, and try to remember, the lack of a tail.....
makes you an APE. ;-)
(Not sure your wrong about the rest of it though. hehehe)
2007-07-30 20:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let me tell you the story, you will know where all ... Monkeys?
Besides putting Monkeys into the Zoos, once human caught one Monkey for experiment by painting its with many stripe bright colors and release it back to nature. By instinct, the Monkey ran back to its herd but all others did not recognize on this rainbow Monkey anymore. They first astounded to scared and ran away. Ironically, the rainbow Monkey was also running to follow its herd and kept chasing them without noticing what was caused chaotically. They were all keep running deep into forests until a rain to fake out the paints hopefully. That is a Monkey Story!
2007-07-31 02:44:34 · answer #2 · answered by Khanh D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you accept that you are, THEN YOU ARE.
So, you're a talking monkey then?
Can I just put you in a cage and let people watch you dance, do mating acts, eat bananas, roll your tail on a bar, swing back and forth as you ask and answer questions? That'll be fun for us, people!
Don't you think that's cruel? Sorry, I'm only human.
2007-07-31 02:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i see, youre at an alien standpoint, still its spelled we're
but i have similar characteristics but i dont look like a zoo monkey
2007-07-31 02:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
monkeys have always gotten a bad rap! now i imagine their time has come. they have always been relegated to "animal" status up to now. it's about time someone gave them proper credit for all their achievements!
MONKEY!
2007-07-31 02:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by datingguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
monkeys have tails were apes but I understand what you mean
2007-07-31 02:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Spsipath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋