Mylanta warns or several side effects, but not skid marks. Now my favorite fruit of the looms are ruined. Anyone else with this problem should join me in my lawsuit. Be sure to bring all your affected undies.
2007-07-30 18:48:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
C'mon Warren. You know I have. Who gave you that idea in the first place?
2007-07-30 20:27:47 · update #1
Well, I'd have to dig them all up -- they're planted in the yard, about seven feet under. [Believe me, the extra foot was necessary.]
And if you're truly leaking from your, um, back door, try I nice, soft wad of toilet tissue lodged up there. Not as wide as a brick, mind you, but just enough to tide you over until you can sit down properly.
2007-07-30 19:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have my sympathy.
Have you ever taken Mylanta and Kaopectate and just let them battle it out in your colon?
Not pretty. After the last battle I have a semicolon.
2007-07-30 20:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meh. I prefer to EARN my money instead of engaging in America's national passtime.
2007-07-30 18:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna let you handle this one all by yourself. Good luck with the verdict. Let me know how it turns out.
2007-07-30 18:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This one made me giggle like a fat kid.
2007-07-30 19:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by ~Marcus~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You so naaaasty!!
Poor guy!
2007-07-30 19:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by Nika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am good thanks.
2007-07-30 19:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by Steven C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋