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SARGENT! YOU are in trouble mister!

2007-07-30 18:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by nicole f 5 · 0 0

Ahh, i feel that today is going to be a beautiful day. *Gets out of bed* The sun is shining, the birds are singing and...*Steps in dog poo* OH HOLY #$(! @($! $ (!@$!@(!$!!!!! THESE SLIPPERS ARE BRAND NEW!!! WHERE IS THAT DOG? IM GONNA GET IT!!!! AAARRGGHH!!! *Picks up Chainsaw, rips off shirt, puts red tie around head and lets out war cry*

2007-07-31 01:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by monkeyinaplane 2 · 0 0

Oh, no! How could you? All right, guys, we're going outside right now. Talk about locking the barn door after the horse is stolen....

2007-07-31 23:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 0 0

c,mere you little fourlegged fleabag, im gonna kick your sad tail across the hudson river!!! hey wait "I AINT GOT A DOG!then who the sam hill dumped on my waxed floor?????

2007-07-31 01:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Honey?!!! The dog left something for you!

2007-07-31 01:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0 0

I say whoa. then I put it in a brown bag and set it on fire. LOL. Okay not really

2007-07-31 01:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sandra, you've got some dog sh!t to get up

2007-07-31 01:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dragon Slayer™ 5 · 0 0

I say "who keeps crapping on my floor???" ......because I dont have a dog.

2007-07-31 01:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Dani 7 · 1 0

I should have gotten a spider pig

2007-07-31 01:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

She doesn't, 'cause she's a good girl.

2007-07-31 01:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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