I cheated on my wife and I got herpes. She'll get pretty upset if she knows that I cheated on her, but she's not really that smart, so I think there's a way out. Are there any good herpes articles or magazines that can give me something to tell my wife? Her gyno keeps filling her head with nonsense about me cheating. Which I did, but she doesn't need to know.
2007-07-30 17:25:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
dude this is some funny stuff.........youre great, keep em comin. lol
2007-07-30 17:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-31 21:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes everybody gets the herps. The proof is in the fact that you got it yourself. You did in fact just come up with it from nowhere, right? Tell her that and she will never suspect! It's brilliant! If you yourself got it, everybody gets it anyway.
Another thing is that at around the age of fifty all men have to get a shot in their balls, and it really hurts because they have to use a square needle. Nobody talks about this of course! It is so bad, I tell you! I had it done a year ago now, and it still hurts like a Bengal Tiger stuck his claw right through Theron Q's left one and then just ripped it out.
Another thing, all women sooner or later will give a man a really disgusting infection called panayamanakanya chatyaham in India; I do not not know the English word for it. This thing lasts for years. It's another thing people never talk about. It causes serious burning while having an ejaculation. It ruins the whole thing. Sooner or later it happens to almost all men who have sex. It hurts, I mean it! I have a few friends who, well, I won't go into it much. It's really a shame.
Good luck, and keep up your sense of humor.
Best,
TQRP
2007-07-30 18:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by Theron Q. Ramacharaka Panchadasi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My best friend has had genital herpes for about eight months now, and it's been really rough. She's had about 7 outbreaks. Everywhere I read it says it stops flaring up so much after time, but its not getting less frequent for her. She's been on Antiviral meds the whole time, too. She also has type 1 diabetes which she has had her whole life, which really weakens her immune system. Will it ever get better?
But after a friend share this video everything has changed.
Natural Safe Herpes Remedy?
2016-05-15 03:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless your wife has downs syndrome or something else that causes mental retardation, it's going to be hard...
Of course, if either of you were sexually active before getting married, it's possible that the herpes was sticking around for years without an outbreak. That can happen.
Another interesting thing about herpes is that cold sores are herpes. If you get cold sores and have one and give your wife oral sex, she can get genital herpes. It wouldn't be the same exact virus, there's hsv 1 and 2, but she would get outbreaks 'down there' anyways.
2007-07-30 17:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by qwertatious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Herpes is only transmitted by contact. You would have had to come in contact with someone who was infected. Find a good lawyer and get ready for legal action. Smart or not, your wife will soon be convinced you cheated.
2007-07-30 17:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by baseballdad69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her gyn isn't filling her head with nonsence-he knows how herpes is transmitted. Sexual contact.
I'm sure your wife is much smarter than you give her credit for.
I think you're busted.
Wait, I read your profile-is this just an attention getting question? Or something to use in your act?
2007-07-30 17:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by Maureen G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You cheated on your wife and you got herpes and now you want to convince your wife that everybody gets herpes? You insult your wife and say she isn't that smart? What the _______(vulgar noun) is wrong with you? Shame on you.
2007-07-30 17:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by shrugger 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you're a moron.... Even if you get your wife to believe you, most women are smarter than men might think. You see, we play dumb and let you dig your own grave. Eventually she's going to find out. Lying will just prolong the hell she's going to put you through. The longer she suspects it and you lie the more ammo she'll have when the truth comes out. And I promise you it will. Live by that!
2007-07-30 17:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by assunta81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wrong, she does need to know. Im sorry buddy but my ex cheated on me with some chick with herpes and I dont play around with that garbage. Its not right. (lucky for me I got out before it might have been too late)
2007-07-30 17:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by innamorta2000 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your stupid for even coming up with that idea!!! I hope your wife is smart enough to figure out that indeed everybody DOES NOT get herpes!!!!
2007-07-30 17:33:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋