2007-07-30 16:55:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hmm, this sounds like a ripoff from my copyrighted answer to your Amish clippity clop question.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai4aD_Fz70HmXTKkoIRq4aHty6IX?qid=20070726065801AAJ3kD5
BLACK HELICOPTERS ARE DESCENDING ON YOUR RESIDENCE AT THIS MOMENT. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT PEE IN YOUR PANTS.
2007-07-30 19:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since I've been placed in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, Mormen have been knocking at my door than ever! I'm about at the point of committing Hari Kari'shna. Any advice?
2007-07-31 07:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
draw a chalk outline of a body in front of your door and throw some religous pamphlets around it. that would do the trick. jk
or u could just not answer the door if u don't want to. u can't really blame them they're just trying to spread the word about thier religion. it's really up to u if u want to stand there and listen. after all it is a free country.
2007-07-30 17:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No we wont supply up knocking. you may the two settle for what they're handing out and say 'thank you' (seeing as how they're attempting to save your existence), or you may ask to be placed on the 'do not call' checklist. Why do human beings at the instant locate performing grownup so perplexing? or merely merely the reality?
2016-10-01 01:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by cronican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those psychos used to come to my door on a weekly basis. They wouldn't go to any of my neighbors houses though. Only mine. I still don't know what the deal with that was. Used to have a huge skull sticker on the rear window of my old car. Maybe it was like bait for them or something. Anyway, one day I answered the door wearing a Metallica T-shirt that said metal up your a$$ and had a skeleton hand with a dagger coming up out of the toilet on it. They have never returned.
2007-07-30 17:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No we wont discontinue knocking. You can both take delivery of what they are handing out and say 'thanks' (seeing as how they are seeking to retailer your existence), or that you can ask to be put on the 'don't name' list. Why do individuals in this day and age find performing grownup so problematic? Or simply effectively the reality?
2016-08-04 07:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let us all know if it works. What? You didn't really think you could disappear, did you? You let them spirit you away and we'll electronically track you. No bracelet... just a computer with all the P & Ser's keeping you up to date w/ the world. Well, our version of it, anyway.
2007-07-30 17:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think JW will be your new identity and you'll be the one handing out the pamphlets.
2007-07-30 16:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by jellybean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you live with them why do they need to show up with pamphlets?There already there.
2007-07-30 16:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by Desperado 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I've never heard that one before. Did ya make it up yourself?
Good one, here's a star
2007-07-30 16:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋