There is this creature. Ugly as all get out. 8 feet tall, red eyes, sharp yellow teeth. It looks similar to something like a reptile a silverback gorrila and a human combined. It's been standing at my front door for about 4 days now. It has a suit case, and is wearing a nice suit. I am running low on boo berry, but I know if I go out side this thing is going to try to sell me homeowners insurance. Honestly I am afraid to say no to a creature like that. I already have home owners, and my boo berry supplie is rather low. Should I go out side, what are some good tactics to say no to a monster that could probablt rip me apart limb from limb?
2007-07-30 15:33:45 · 16 answers · asked by Mank Skin 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is an angy Fuller Brush salesman. DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR... unless you need a brush. use the back door or window. I would also slip a note under the door saying "nobody is home", even tho the lights are on.
2007-07-30 16:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by burn out 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 911 let them know you got a trespasser and when the cops show up go get your boo berries.
2007-07-30 23:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by dejavu7013 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your baseball bat out and run! go get your boo berry! oh and make sure you lock the door on your way out....
hit only when necessary!
otherwise just start running and cursing at him until he's out of site!
good luck!!!
2007-07-30 22:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no no he dont want to sell u homeowners ins.. he is your long lost cousin Jimmy Bob...hes cool..he wont hurt u he just wants to take ya down the bar for a few drinks on him.. and get u p*ss @ss drunk and steal your car!
2007-07-30 22:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by country_girl23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK you having a bad dream again
2007-07-30 22:38:15 · answer #5 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say no slam the door and run
2007-07-30 22:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer him some food..
2007-07-30 22:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one...like pplz gona believe u....lol..if u aint scared then y dont u go out and fight that thing...
shahreen
2007-07-30 22:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by shahreenxoxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him if he has any boo berry for you!
2007-07-30 22:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by Shawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes.go out the back door...
2007-07-30 22:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋