The six year old from next door came to see me today. She told me she has a new kitten called Hego.
"That's great" I said. " How old is he then?"
" It's not a boy, it's a girl" she said " Mummy said it can't have babies though, cos when it's older she's cutting her private bits off!" lmao
If only birth control was that easy!
2007-07-30 14:28:44 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
A few teachers brought in their class to the pet store I work at today & these kids were so well behaved and enjoying all the critters. They wanted to get a few items for the class they were in, so the teachers decided to get a Betta fish.
As they were checking out (my aisle), one little boy got a bit upset because he thought they were going to raise the fish to eat. When I assured him that wasn't the case, that this fish was a fighting fish, he said good it could beat the crap out of his sister.
I had to turn away and start praying I wouldn't wet my pants from laughing so hard.
Art Linkletter was right! They do say the darnest things.
2007-07-30 15:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by dragon 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A number of things have made me smile today...one was a teary smile watching the awesome film on Utube of the birth of a dolphin, as suggested by Katrina in Y/As (different Q) and the other was looking out my window to see 6 boys (age range 5 10) playing together....I listened for a while to see what game they were playing and it was X Factor, of all things, with 'acts' and judges. In my day it was games like re-allio, farmer, farmer, tin-a-lerkie and tick, you're on! How times change...and they say that TV doesn't have much impact on kids' behaviour. Hope you are still smiling Sylvia! Keep happy x
2007-07-31 01:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's strange, I'm quite happy but I can not remember smiling at anyone or anything to-day. I must do better. Oh crikey I can I spent some time being teased by the ladies at Weight Watchers and for once holding my own. I don't for a moment believe I won but I gave 'em a good run for their money
2007-07-31 09:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My grandson brot me a frog. He said here Nana kiss it.I ask why? He said I need a friend to play with even if he is a dumb prince. I got out of it that's to his PePa came in the door at that moment. My grandson looked at the frog and said you will half to wieght another day my PePa is her. Then he throw the frog out the door. Let me tell you I was counting my blessing I was not about to kiss that frog.
2007-07-30 17:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by penny h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sylvia....I start off each day with coffee and the newspaper...the political sections alone make me laugh...perhaps not in the way you are describing, but laugh never the same. Right now, I am dying laughing at the entire state of Florida!
2007-07-31 06:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
properly... i've got been somewhat ill all day, yet nevertheless had to flow to skool. Plus my hamster died at present :( So did not experience like smiling. :( of path, I did have the possibility to grin somewhat. i replaced into made to do 2 mock German orals and did properly in them, regardless of being extraordinarily ill. Yaaay
2016-10-13 04:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by furne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for sharing! That is cute! I have a 6 year old grandson and grand daughter. I know what you mean. When they around,what one doesn't think ,of the other one does. Quite a pleasure indeed!
2007-07-31 06:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've got some great smiles from my friends here on Yahoo. From the man who insists that his wife of 43 years is his very best friend, and he is lucky to have her to the email I received from a friend because she was worried about me...
Yes, I have had smiles today.
As to your little minx...as long as she doesn't try to do it herself, everything will work out.
2007-07-30 23:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You make lots of us smile Lady Sylvia ! And here is a star for your good works !
2007-07-31 10:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was laughing at my friends because they say and do strange things, one of my friends made a 10" cardboard dildo and then coloured it in and gave it to his boss the then gave it to a woman and she jumped because he put it in her face when she wasn't looking and after that it ended up in a woman's jacket and then it disappeared and who knows it might turn up tomorrow?
2007-07-31 09:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by Jack Daniels 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋