A hip hop version of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven?!?

Question

I wanna see Edgar Allen Poe turn into E to da A Ho! The Raven should shoot at the main character and the main character should be mourning 10 prostitutes because he wanted more money not because he loved them. The Raven should carry a gun, the main character should smoke weed and be a rich pimp! Instead of saying "Nevermore", the Raven should say "Hos Galore"

Answer 1

Poe is going to turn over in his grave from what you are trying to do to his immortal classic.