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Go crap on his pillow.

2007-07-30 12:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by JonBoy74 5 · 3 0

Go poop outside

2007-07-30 19:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

#1. run to a neighbors bathroom
#2. Beat the door down
#3. Do you have a key to the door?
#4. Tell your mom or dad
#5. Panic!!
#6. Hold it!!

2007-07-30 19:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Break through the door with a hammer like Jack Nicolson did in The Shining and peak thru and say "Johnny's Here! " ..that'll scare him hehe.

2007-07-30 19:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Go outside behind a bush. Or throw a tear gas grenade in there

2007-07-30 19:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by Coolio 5 · 0 0

Outside the bathroom door. Make sure he steps in it. Then tell mom.

2007-07-30 19:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hold it and beat his a** when he comes out. He'll remember the beat down and will think twice about taking forever next time he hears you banging on the door.

2007-07-30 19:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Suzy_305 3 · 1 0

Do it into his bookbag. Since he doesn't really do any homework, he probably won't discover it for a couple of weeks. When he does, tell him he must have done it instead of wetting his bed; if he expresses any doubts, tell him to ask his friends if they've ever done it. (It won't go ANY farther, and he won't even suspect you.)

2007-07-30 19:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hopefully there is a public bathroom nearby.

2007-07-30 19:47:00 · answer #9 · answered by Troy K 6 · 0 0

go in the woods and bring something like toilet paper or if ur in the city crap into a plastic bowl the put it in a dumpster
and why the fucl{ am i telling you how to take a sh!t??????

2007-07-30 20:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by ashley mathis 1 · 1 0

I had to do this one time when I was younger. I just took a Ziploc, did my number two, sealed the bag and threw it the trash!

2007-07-30 20:25:18 · answer #11 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0 1

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