The 3 little pigs are back but this time instead of buying their own house they?

Question

think of something away from houses altogether

Answer 1

The three little pigs got tired of fighting with the wolf all the time decided to go visit there cousins ; Josse, Jesse, and Juan Javilina who lived in West Texas. When they got there they were amazed by all the desert wildlife and vegetation. They were especially enthuastic about the agave plants that there cousins were cultivating. They decided to thrown in with the Javilina cousins and start a tequila distillary. The business turned into a big success and the six cerdos were able to live happily ever after.

Answer 2

This time, the 3 little pigs open up a flight school. They give flight lessons to the underprivileged. They hope to change the meaning of the phrase "When Pigs Fly" to one of positive connotation. With this end in mind, they also produce films with scenes such as the following:

1. "Daddy, will I ever grow up to be big and strong like you?" little Tom, the piper's son, queries. To which his father, Mr. Piper responds, "When pigs fly, Tom." Tom beams and hugs his daddy knowing one day he'll be just as big and strong as his daddy is." And Tom vows to never steal another pig as long as he lives.

2. A crowd has gathered to hear the latest promises of a candidate running for office. "Mr. Candidate, when you become president, will you lower taxes?" Mr. Candidate looks straight into the camera, oozing sincerity. He says, "Read my lips. Your tax bill will be lower when pigs fly!!" There is an immediate roar of approval from the audience." Right after the inauguration, Mr. Candidate, now president, lowers taxes by 50 percent.

3. Little Penelope is getting ready for bed. "Mommy, come and tell me a story and tuck me into bed." "Yes, my dear," Mommy replies. She tickles little Penelope's foot. Then she gently wiggles each toe as she says, "This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast wolf. And this little piggy had none. And this little piggy flew in his Cessna all the way home." To which Penelope giggles and says, "Aren't piggies wonderful, Mommy?"

You see, it has been a life-long dream of the 3 little pigs to make pig a word spoken with awe and respect. Now, if only that wolf hadn't set up a hot dog stand next to the flight school, life would be perfect!

Answer 3

Eek out a living while staying in an abandoned fall-out shelter cuz they know the score. This time the Big Bad Wolf is like shadow boxing!

One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day!

Answer 4

share rent on a small condo, pool their resources and decide to go into a partnership together (preferably in NV. to take advantages of tax issues) and buy properties of homes that are foreclosed, bankruptcy problems and fixer uppers, they agree on a limited budget and timeline and restore the units to livable, resale properties, sell the makeovers on the real estate market and split the profit from the resale.

Answer 5

...have moved into the land acquisition game and rent out the houses to the other woodland creatures

Answer 6

...get their cousin, Vinny "Knuckles" Piganini to convince the wolf to build them a castle ...with a moat ...and a torture chamber.