Can anyone cheer me up and take me away from my troubles??????
2007-07-30 10:43:00 · 17 answers · asked by Dianne L 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
aww one of those long, treacherous, never ending days? yea i know how that is... well....
im not any good at jokes anyway lol so i guess the only thing i can really do,is pray for you. and that i will do, i promise.
2007-07-30 10:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that
means it's going to be up all night.
I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini
locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of
Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a
full house and four people died.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park
anywhere near the place.
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was
in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they
weren't included.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from
the statues that are in all the other museums.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great
parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask
me if I'm leaving.
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had
any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
Now go to this website and read the ones I didn't copy....that should cheer you up but when all else fails, there is always Chocolate.
2007-07-30 17:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/27729/
Seriously, I've watched this like 30 times & every time I laugh so hard!!! And do try to cheer up sweetie! There are people out there that care about you!!! Look at all the answers you got!! Smile!
2007-07-30 22:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try going in your room putting some music on a drawing cheers me up everytime.
or watch silly videos on youtube.
2007-07-30 17:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I feel that way, I like to grab my shotgun, and do some target shooting. The first target would be the person who got me feeling this way.
2007-07-30 17:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There is air coming out of my butthole and I don't know how to make it stop. What should I Do" ~ What Should I Do Retard
Makes me laugh everytime.
2007-07-30 17:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ive got some pills that might do the trick
2007-07-30 17:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
Theres no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to deficate! -- no, judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!
2007-07-30 17:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Jesus is the only way.. listen to music... thats what i do.
2007-07-30 17:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, at least you can look down and see your shoes!
I can't!!!!
2007-07-30 17:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Fat Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋