Besides having a ventriloquist stand by the casket and deliver the eulogy......
2007-07-30 10:26:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-07-30 10:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Starr 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would think that swinging the coffin lid open, jumping out and singing a rousing rendition of "Hello Dolly!" would be in rather bad taste.
Maybe "Baby I'm Back" would be more appropriate.
Either way, if one is to surprise the "guests" during the viewing, proper decorum should be considered. Blinking of the eyes, a bit of spittle running out of the mouth and grasping their face with ones hand should be ruled out.
A beatific smile and a calm repose is the proper thing to do.
2007-07-30 18:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The guest of honor probably wouldn't stay in respect if
you play the national athem. Git it on in the casket with
the departeds husband/wife/significant other. Use the
departeds teeth for a beer bottle opener.
2007-07-30 17:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Things you should never do at a funeral home:
-Make jokes about necrophilia.....
-Swap the embalming fluid with nitroglycerin, (or peppermint schnapps).....
-Wear a cowboy hat to the funeral; jump up and bull ride the coffin, like Slim Pickins in "Dr. Strangelove"........
-Throw a few smoke bombs, and steal the deceased, like a ninja......
-Play the Polka......
-Suddenly scream, "That's not him! What've you done with his body, you bastards!?!"
That's all i can think of, (among the things I've actually TRIED...)
~W.O.M.B.A.T.
2007-07-31 18:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing profane Irish drinking songs, whilst chugging a Guiness is the back of the chapel.
2007-07-31 00:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rifle through the deceased's pockets looking for spare change?
*Colonel Chiliman, in my family we ALWAYS sit in the back drinking (Jameson!) and singing bawdy songs! That's what you're supposed to do at a funeral!
2007-07-31 16:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take a hallucinogen, It''s not good when the corpse in the casket sits up and smiles at you...trust me on this...
2007-07-30 18:47:29 · answer #7 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooohhhh so many options....I'm gonna go with-playing musical caskets. Nobody wins.
2007-07-30 19:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Put one of those remote fart machines in the casket.
2007-07-30 17:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hold a lightsaber duel.
Limbs would fly everywhere and that would be disturbing the peace.
2007-07-30 17:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Pompey and The Red Devils! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bring a poloroid and charge people a couple dollars to have their pic taken with the deceased.
2007-07-30 21:55:53 · answer #11 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋