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Disappearing Wife
A man left for work one Friday afternoon, but being payday, instead of going home
he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheque.
When He finally appeared at home, LATE Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him.
"How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
2007-07-30 10:06:57 · 30 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hehehe, men never learn!
2007-07-30 10:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it and did when I first saw it in a New Zealand newspaper back in 1995
2007-08-07 09:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good i starred u 4 the last 1 but this one's better
2007-08-05 12:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Karen Roe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny.lol
2007-08-05 00:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was great keep them coming lol
2007-08-07 08:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Peanut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats funny...i didnt get it at first i had to look at it again!!
btw i think u belong in J&R not P&S... sry but better to hear it from one than many...
2007-08-07 04:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa lol.
When will men learn?
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2007-08-07 07:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by ⓓⓞⓝⓝⓐ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny!
My friend would probubally be cracking up @ this.
2007-07-30 10:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by BamBam11 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG I really liked that one!
2007-08-07 09:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-08-02 21:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2007-08-07 09:13:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋