A question in honor of the new British Prime Minister visiting our country and Camp David very recently...?

Question

Is the country of England our ***** or what?

Sure, they were our mother country, and we are in debt to them for our language, laws, and culture. But now the US is the world leader, and England is arguably a "second rate" country at best.

I just wanted all of the Englishmen out there to know that the only reason that you still exist, is that I have allowed you to live.

CROM!!!!!

Answer 1

LOL,
... you might very well be right about that, - but the U.K has been a steadfast ally to the U.S., - unlike the French, who have proven otherwise.

Not that I think we should hold anything against the French for their wavering support.
After all, they ARE French and, as they are STILL our ally,...
... we can rest assured that the French will always be there when they need us.

That said, I prefer to view the U.K's relationship with the U.S. as I do Subotai's camaraderie with Conan:
---... "... All that matters is that two stood against many.
That's what's important!..."...---

CROM!!!
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Answer 2

We need you for nothing. We owe you no debts. We will be happy to sail far, far away from the most despised country on the face of the Earth. There are plenty of other people to trade with. The EU has got our back as far as invasion is concerned. If this is how you treat your friends, your greatest ally, the one country who's stuck by you for the last 100 years through thick and thin then good riddance to you.

The only reason YOU still exist is because we, France, China, Russia, India and Pakistan let you. We've got the bomb too. Please don't give us reason to use it.

And how very unfortunate you point out your incredible ignorance by calling us ENGLAND. It's Britain or the UK, because we are a union of Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and England. How very sad your "greatest education system in the world" has failed you.

Answer 3

ALL politicians attempt to discredit each and each and attempt to attain factors, and that i do recommend all, it somewhat is area of the interest. it somewhat is the Scots and Welsh electorate who've, regrettably, stored labour in capability for the previous 11 years, the English have been balloting predominantly Tory for the duration of that element so if the English desire a Tory government then enable the Scots and Welsh have their independence. Scotland are doing somewhat marvelous in basic terms now, thank you, notably with our training and wellness provider. we don't % Brown decrease back, regardless of the actuality that i think of if he tried to get decrease back into Scottish politics he'd be laughed out the country. Few Scots have a good word to declare approximately him, he's in undemanding terms a criminal accountability to the Labour party.

Answer 4

Unfortunately Gordon Brown, the UK's new PM, was on his kneepads before Bush at this morning's White House press conference.

What name will the Brit tabloids come up with for Brown that tops Blair being called Bush's "poodle"?

Answer 5

Now, now Burly man-
Is it really necessary to use the "B" word ?
And, do you really want to slight all the English men out there,
Who may just be the father to a fine English maiden-
Who perhaps one day you may ask
Permission to marry his fine lass...
So ;she can whoop your sorry ***
When you get out of line...
And act line a clown ?
CROM!!!!! X 2 :)
I'll be back ! ;)

Answer 6

You are correct.You are in debt to us for your language,laws and culture.

Answer 7

The king is dead.

Long live the land of liberty and justice for all...!

Answer 8

I think someone forgot their pill this morning. They totally are our lapdog though.

Answer 9

It's that kind of hubris that will lead to our downfall.