Star if you liked it
One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning,
the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said....
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response...
So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.'
With a death grip in place, she said...
"You know, if you firmed this up,
we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"
2007-07-30 08:42:52 · 48 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes I like it....lol
*star*
2007-07-30 08:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by × 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Absolutley hysterical. 2 thumbs up.
2007-08-07 06:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by Audrey V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny x
2007-07-30 08:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ju_Ju 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good a star
2007-08-05 14:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-08-07 07:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by delia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1 lol
2007-08-07 08:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard a different version with the same punchline. But it is good
2007-08-07 03:33:04 · answer #7 · answered by geri77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGosh that is really funny!
Lol, I gave you a star =)
2007-07-30 08:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny hahaha have a star.
2007-08-06 15:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny - have a star on me
2007-08-05 11:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by CharlieWarlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I starred it for you, thats very good! Your first one. 10 points in return?!?!?!
2007-07-30 08:47:19 · answer #11 · answered by pinkytickle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋