Hey, post the funniest joke you can think of...
2007-07-30 08:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hate candy
2007-07-31 14:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by ????????? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay this isn't my joke, someone else on Y! Answers posted this and I thought it was really funny, so here it is... I hope you like it! =)
A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said...
"er HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows duhh....!!!
2007-07-30 16:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this may sound kind of lame since it's a Yo Mama joke i got from MTV....
Is your momma from the Twilight Zone? Cuz she smells like do do do do do do do
2007-07-30 15:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest joke
2007-07-30 15:20:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q: What is one thing a penis and a rubix cube had in common?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.
2007-07-30 15:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by ebony_adrail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know ur at a gay barbeque
the sausages taste like sh!t
2007-07-30 15:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do hillbillies do for Halloween?
Pumpkin
get it? pump kin?
har har! *slaps knee*
2007-07-30 15:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋