seriously...I hear people talking about how awesome and kool he is but I have yet to see that for myself....
2007-07-30 07:48:38 · 18 answers · asked by krazykat 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao...i have not a clue!
2007-07-30 07:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
*Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
*There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
*When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
*Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
*Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
*Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Simply stated
AE
2007-07-30 14:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by aaronbegood2003 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They aren't referring to the real Chuck Norris. This is the Chuck Norris ideal. Big square jawed guy who can crush a walnut with a stare. We all know the real Chuck Norris isn't like that but he's better than Steven Segal.
2007-07-30 14:51:30 · answer #3 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris for President!
You rule Chuck.
2007-07-30 14:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
what's not special about Chuck Norris?
2007-07-30 14:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by adamtxstud 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
hes chuck norris thats y
maybe because its easy to make fun of him
like the Chuck Norris lever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww9OhaxDHJ8
2007-07-30 14:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by tblightng 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no its not that hes cool. theyre making fun at how much of a deuche bag he is. like on the crappy show walker texas ranger. lol...look at this link it has tons of funny chuck norris jokes.
2007-07-30 14:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super strong topee glue.
2007-07-30 14:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by ldg 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist
His tears can cure cancer, unfortunately he has never cried
2007-07-30 14:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Instead of a chin he has another fist under that beard...
2007-07-30 14:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by Wes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well...he could kick my butt!! He is great at martial arts.
2007-07-30 14:52:16 · answer #11 · answered by altruistic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋