Please complete this sentence. " if i were president of Iran, i would-----------"?

Answer 1

shave.

Answer 2

I cannot answer this question because I am not.
I don't know much about Iran. I know they aren't Arabs.
They are persians.

It doesn't matter because Iran has to do what it feels is best. They should look at the evidence. Are present policies working? If not, what needs to change? It's best to get a committee involved.
The middle east situation is very complicated.
Read From Beirut to Jerusalem by Thomas Friedman for some more insight.

Answer 3

give the world a cure for aids.

Apparently this new AIDS remedy is an older herbal formula combined with heavy water. Heavy water is a by-product of the nuclear power process. Allegedly the heavy water super charges the affects of the herbs.
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2007/02/iran-again-introduces-its-herbal-cure.html

Iran Re-Introduces Its Herbal Cure for AIDS:
Iran announced again today that scientists had developed a new herbal AIDS cure.

It is similar to the garlic and beetroot method used in South Africa only the Iranians add a bit of "Heavy Water"- deuterium oxide (2H2O)- from their nuclear program to the herbal concoction to help boost the immune system.

Iran introduces new AIDS treatment
TEHRAN, Feb. 3 (MNA) -- Health Minister Kamran Baqeri Lankarani announced here on Saturday that Iran’s scientists have produced an herbal medicine that helps control the HIV/AIDS virus.
http://www.mehrnews.ir/en/NewsDetail.aspx?NewsID=443087
The drug improves the immunity system against the HIV/AIDS virus and can be used besides other anti-retroviral drugs, Baqeri Lankarani said at a ceremony held to introduce the AIDS control medicine and appreciate the medical achievements by Iranian researchers.

The herbal drug called IMOD, is the result of five years of research and has been tested on 200 patients. It boosts the human body’s immunity system in a 90-day treatment course and a 2-year follow up.

“Deficiency of the body’s immune system reflects a decrease in CD4 cells that lead to appearance of AIDS symptoms,” he said, adding that the new drug controls the multiplication of HIV virus and thus helps increasing the CD4 cells.

The herbs used in production of IMOD are completely Iranian native plants, he noted.

Iran is the only country in the region that provides free HIV drugs to the patients, Baqeri Lankarani said.

Iran’s top AIDS expert and Head of the Iranian AIDS Research Center Minoo Mohraz stated in the ceremony, “A medicine that is used for curing AIDS, should be completely secure and reliable,” and this is applied in the new medicine.

“The new medicine’s dose is much smaller than that used in anti-retroviral drugs,” she said, adding that the immunity system of 65 percent of the patients was completely increased in 21 months and there were no noticeable side effects.

“I believe that the drug should be used for HIV patients whose CD4 is below 350, to prevent them from entering the severe level of AIDS,” she stated.

The drug also decreases cell receivers and thus fewer viruses can enter the cells, however, other effects of the drug are still being studied, she added.

Answer 4

I would tell the women to take off their masks and shave!

I would lobby for an NBA team.

I would change the name of the country from Iran to Iranandwondammit!

I would apply for a Wingstop franchise and Shiner beer. That's good stuff!

I would get people to stop saying, "Ay ah told you so" every time they one up you.

I would apply for a farm subsidy from the U.S.

I would put an HDTV in every living room and a chicken in every pot.

Dang, maybe I should run for president here.....

Answer 5

If I were the President of Iran I would kick my own butt.

Answer 6

Emphasize that my building "peaceful" nuclear technology would free up more oil for the West, thus playing to America's greed and cynicism at having paid for rising gas prices lately.

Answer 7

Try to wake up to the guilt I should feel for being head of a country that mistreats women so badly and that thinks men are wise.

Answer 8

Stop pursuing nuclear weapons, depose and imprison the mullahs running the country, stop Irani people and arms from going into Iraq to cause mayhem, de-fund Hizbollah, seek rapproachement with Israel and USA, bring democratic reform to the country.

But we all know that's not going to happen, right?

Answer 9

Fly into a mosque

Answer 10

I would declare a national unveiling party day!

Answer 11

Go on bout my business and take a vacation.