2007-07-30 05:49:08 · 20 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Well, let's see. A Mini Story by Amanda:
Once upon a time, aliens from another galaxy decided to use this amusing looking, blue/green planet as a cue ball in their annual game of Universe Pool. Unfortunately, they didn't know that it belonged to human beings, and that it happened to be the planet earth.
They used a huge mechanical space ship of their own invention to haul earth to their galaxy. Meanwhile, scientist humans wondered why Mars, Pluto, Venus and all the other planets were disappearing.
Finally, the big day came. The friendly aliens took turns, and one by one slammed the "ball" back and forth accross the "table" on the galaxy.
The game had bad effects on earth...all the humans got dizzy at the same time and bumped back and forth, rocking the earth terrible. The aliens finally decided that earth was too movable to play a good game with, and restored it back to it's original place in it's own galaxy.
And that's the story of what would happen if Earth was used as a cue ball in a giant game of pool.
The End (ha ha)
2007-07-30 05:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mandy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If earth were used as a cue ball, dont expect it to behave like one. with a cue ball, you can drop it out of a three story building and its fine. Earth would get blown into a million pieces as soon as the pool cue hit it. No more earth =)
2007-07-30 05:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by i <3 llamas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-17 22:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by neva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd get squashed between the cue ball and the 8 ball. SPLAT.
2007-07-30 05:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering the earth is an oblate spheroid and NOT a perfect sphere, it would wobble and roll inaccurately and propose quite a challenge to the billiards players.
It would get the table wet, too. Not from the oceans, but from all the liberals crying about everything.
2007-07-30 05:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
George Thoroughgood would be Horse Teeth God.
2007-07-30 05:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, wouldn't THAT just put us behind the 8-ball?
2007-07-30 06:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by Yahzmin ♥♥ 4ever 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The impact of the cue would kill us all.
2007-07-30 05:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by Alowishus B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crap - we're probably the 8 ball!
2007-07-30 06:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you seriously want to tell me you didn't know the truth?
2007-07-30 05:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋