I confide in a kosher dill named Filbert. He's my amigo, and knows to be all hush-hush and stuff.........
2007-07-30 05:22:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of course I trust the pickles ...
Pickles are bred to resist torture. They are stuffed in jars of brine and left there for weeks, but do they ever crack?
Plus ... they can infiltrate anything from potato salad to tacos to just about every sandwich ever invented ...
2007-07-30 07:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I once trusted an erstwhile acquaintance dill named Maurice with a particularly important secret…though in my defense, I knew nothing of Pickles’ galactic ambitions at the time. Maurice, it turned out, transmitted my personal dilemma throughout the universal warpwave on a dare…and afterward, well, You know the calamity that transpired….!
Remember, Alec, the Gherkins may now pretend to be mollified sycophants, but they’ll never really surrender their dreams of all-species domination. Oh, they play all cute and bumpy, roly-poly…just don’t let them near your antimatter technology for an instant!
2007-07-30 13:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by cbn 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I fear isolation from others of the cybernetic race known as the Daleks has impaired your hold on reality...everyone knows only sweet pickles can keep a secret.
2007-07-30 12:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if those who eat the pickle find that their tummy tickle.
As tummy bloats with the secrets.
The secret has to come out or the tummy will burst.
And when that happens , so will all the trust.
2007-07-30 12:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried that once, confiding in my pickle, but it was one of those bread and butter sandwich slices, he was laying there on that piece of bread, looking soooo good, just begging me to eat him...so...I ate him.
Now I confide in the pickled cauliflower, it's not so tempting, and no one believes it when it talks...
2007-07-30 19:19:26 · answer #5 · answered by Leepal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not allow your pickle to rule over the galaxy. It can only go so far until it up chucks.
2007-07-30 12:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm quite simpatico with my banana peppers. I have not found dills to be as honorable.
2007-07-30 19:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, you can never go wrong with a pickle.
2007-07-30 12:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
every pickle I have ever told a secret to blabbed it all over
2007-07-30 12:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Myžtikal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes then the backstabber went right to my wife and she made him spill his guts
2007-07-30 12:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋