Give it your best shot!!
2007-07-30 05:09:51 · 11 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm a lesbian and I think you're hot baby!!!
2007-07-30 05:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by Bye Bye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top 8 Signs You're Burned Out
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8- You're so tired, you now answer the phone, "Hell..."
7- Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, *****!"
6- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
5- You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
4- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
3- You sleep more at work than at home.
2- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
1- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now
2007-07-30 12:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't sleep again because I'm haunted by the scary monsters in my closet so I look at the full moon the rest of the evening until the sun comes up.
2007-07-31 23:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One fine day, a teacher decided to do a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy named Jimmy to do the first test.
The teacher blindfolded Jimmy, placed a Hershey Kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is, Jimmy?"
"No I don't," said Jimmy. "Can I have a hint?"
"Okay," said the teacher. "I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your Daddy wants from your Mommy before he leaves for work."
Suddenly, a little girl in the back of the room named Sally yelled, "Spit it out Jimmy! Spit the darn thing out! It's a piece of A$S!!!"
2007-07-31 13:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At our latest staff meeting one of our engineers feel asleep, and she started snoring. When the boss finally yelled loud enough to wake her up, she scratched her rear, yawned, and asked if there was something that he wanted; she was busy and wanted to get back to her day.
I had to find some place to LMAO!!!
2007-07-30 15:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by Iggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to my shrink and he said that he thought that I was going crazy. I said Doc if you don't mind I'd like to get a second opinion. He says, alright your ugly too!
2007-07-30 15:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can make me laugh for sure!
2007-07-31 15:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knitted you a sweater with my belly button lint.
2007-07-30 17:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Doona 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you made up your mind, So what did you do with the diaper?
2007-07-31 20:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BUMBLE BEE BUMBLE BEE , OUT OF THE BARN, GOING TO GET YOU UNDER THE ARM. TICKLE TICKLE
2007-07-30 12:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by jimmiejet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋