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Now Major, that's not funny. I had a mouthful of tea when I read this question, it's gone everywhere!! :)

2007-07-30 16:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by they're savages 5 · 2 0

LOVE IT! The only problem is you might mess them up if they have any health problems then you might be guilty of second degree assault if they ever find out???? Diahrea makes you lose water, not weight and people can get seriously ill from the dehydration SO IF you know for a fact the person is %100 healthy you might want to throw in the hottest red pepper along with the exlax but keep the dose mild anyway just in case.

2007-07-30 11:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yes, that would be okay, or make a sandwich and leave it out a couple of days before you take it to work, make sure it has mayonaise on it. They may be off work for a few days, but you know darn well they won't take your lunch again. hehe

2007-07-31 01:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1 0

I guess it doesn,t matter how much or how little you have ,does it?

I guess I would get a bottle of "IPEiCAC"Syrup You know the stuff that makes you SiCk to your stomach<
Between the diarheia and throwing up you Will most definetly find out who it is..Then when they come back offer them a second helping / ask if they want to share your lunch with you~with a grin on your face..

2007-07-30 12:07:52 · answer #4 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 1 1

Go for it. But make sure you have something else for yourself to eat. That will teach them to steal your lunch.

2007-07-30 11:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1 0

Yes!! Next time he will probably think twice before stealing your lunch again.

2007-07-30 12:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by MCM 3 · 1 1

Get some rattlesnake meat and add celery, onion, relish and mayo and make a sandwich and pack it for lunch. When your lunch is stolen start gripping about how someone stole your rattlesnake meat salad sandwich !!!! lol

2007-07-30 11:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Diana 7 · 2 1

Yes... yes it is. Also, At the bottom of the bag, box, whatever, place a box of matches with a letter stating "you may need these shortly"

2007-07-30 11:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by imthecheesynacho 2 · 2 0

Yes.

2007-07-30 11:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Haha and make sure you mix in a little saliva with it...

2007-07-30 11:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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