womens handbags.! how do they get to fit so much rubbish in em.??

Question

every time i go on a date i always end up paying for all the drinks because by the time they have got to their purse theres piles of cr*p every where and ime already at the bar.

is this a fiendish ploy..or am i paranoid.?

p.s. if you want equality then buy a drink

Answer 1

And how do they thank you for buying all the drinks, by walloping you with said handbag at closing time coz you spent the night ogling the barmaid, ungrateful sods. Oh I they find the bugger quick enough outside the cake shop n all.

Answer 2

First of all women don't have cr*p in their handbags but things they need. Second the once you've mentioned, that's an excuse for not having to pay for the drinks.Money goes in a purse and the purse in the handbag,right, so how hard is it to find the purse in the handbag?.Not hard at all.Haha.

Answer 3

you silly, But I have every thing I need in the purse,when I cleaned out my purse I found $20.00 in change in the bottom of it and gum and my favorite lipstick [pink peal} and some other things! Purse's are great to have.

Answer 4

Well, i think that every girl has alot of stuff in their purse. I do, and I think its just normal, so i think you should probably get used to it if you plan on taking a girl out

Answer 5

i have a big purse full of stuff, i wouldnt call it crap. i am a useful person to have around. wallet, ipod, cell phone, digital camera, dental floss, measureing tape, tissues, loose change, pen, notpad, envelope of coupons, keys, etc

Answer 6

It's a fiendish ploy!! We have a black hole vortex in our bags, works similarly to the T.A.R.D.I.S!!

Answer 7

It's not rubbish, it is very important stuff that we need.

and if you asked her to go on a date, then you should buy the drinks anyway.

Answer 8

Ha ha. My husband refers to my purse as the black hole.

Answer 9

years of practice!