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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she
belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
I'll give you a $200 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She
thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend d and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $400, pick up the money very
fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and
the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after
45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened?

She said "The bast*rd used quarters"

2007-07-30 02:32:35 · 29 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

LOL

2007-07-30 02:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

Absolutely Hilarious!!!!

You get a star

2007-08-06 15:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by mscute1lori 4 · 0 0

LOL its kinda cute, really worth a giggle!

2007-08-07 03:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hehehe....hahahaha...

2007-08-07 03:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 0 0

Yuck!

2007-07-30 09:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Tea Crazed Person. 6 · 0 1

This is absolutely hilarious. LOL....keep them coming..

2007-08-07 07:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by lifegoeson 1 · 0 0

this is bout the best joke i have heard in ages,hahhhaaaahaahaaa
LOL X10^10
heheehheeeee
LMAO

2007-08-07 03:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by angel 3 · 0 0

lol it was very funny loved it

2007-08-07 02:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by pez4me 2 · 0 0

That was a good one!

2007-08-06 01:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ice Queen 4 · 0 0

haha, ive read that one before, but its still funny as h*ll!

2007-08-05 20:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by Leesha 4 · 0 0

that was funny, here is a star

2007-08-06 12:33:15 · answer #11 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0 0

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