2007-07-30 02:05:39 · 3 answers · asked by Sybel H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Please no web sites. What are ones that YOU heard that made you laugh until you cried tears or made you fall over or a funny incident.
2007-07-30 07:55:44 · update #1
I would like to hear what joke made YOU laugh so hard (not a website please)
2007-08-06 11:20:07 · update #2
Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M'S? They fall through the holes in his hands.
2007-08-06 17:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The banana joke but its way too long for the whole version as you will see......:)
There is these 2 guys and they went to the theater to watch a movie and when they came out one of them looked into his pocket and took out 5 dollars and see a man with a banana stand and he said "how much" and the man said "1 dollar each" he said "fine I will take 5 of them". And he picked the first one and ate it, and then he picked the second one and ate it, and then he picked the third one and ate it, and then he picked the fouth one and ate it and then he picked the 5th one and ate it and his friend said.."Thats just wrong"...
He said why, Me and you we went to the theater to watch a movie and we came out and I looked into my pocket and took out 5 dollars and seen a man with a banana stand and I said "how much" and the man said "1 dollar each" I said "fine I will take 5 of them". And I picked the first one and ate it, and then I picked the second one and ate it, and then I picked the third one and ate it, and then he picked the fouth one and ate it and then I picked the 5th one and ate it and you said.."Thats just wrong"... and his friend said "Ya, thats just wrong"
Listen we went to the theater to watch a movie and when we came out you looked into your pocket and took out 5 dollars and seen a man with a banana stand and you said "how much" and the man said "1 dollar each" you said "fine I will take 5 of them". And you picked the first one and ate it, and then you picked the second one and ate it, and then you picked the third one and ate it, and then you picked the fouth one and ate it and then you picked the 5th one and ate it and I said.."Thats just wrong"...
and his friend said Ya wait a min lets ask this guy here.....Hey buddy can we ask you something?
See me and my friend here went to the theater to watch a movie and when we came out he of them looked into his pocket and took out 5 dollars and see a man with a banana stand and he said "how much" and the man said "1 dollar each" he said "fine I will take 5 of them". And he picked the first one and ate it, and then he picked the second one and ate it, and then he picked the third one and ate it, and then he picked the fouth one and ate it and then he picked the 5th one and ate it and I said.."Thats just wrong"...
hmm the man said, the friend exclaimed "maybe you need a different version here let me tell you!"
You See me and my friend here went to the theater to watch a movie and when we came out I looked into my pocket and took out 5 dollars and see a man with a banana stand and I said "how much" and the man said "1 dollar each" so I said "fine I will take 5 of them". And I picked the first one and ate it, and then I picked the second one and ate it, and then I picked the third one and ate it, and then I picked the fouth one and ate it and then I picked the 5th one and ate it and he my friend said.."Thats just wrong"...
and then to the cop
and then the judge
and then the baker
and then the dentist
and then the doctor
and then the lawyer
and then well all the way to china of course! ahhah
If you tell it right, they just beg for you to stop! I laugh more than they do! hahaha
2007-08-07 00:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes.com
2007-07-30 02:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋