2007-07-30 00:56:39 · 20 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I said a bad word you see. And my mom, being my mom *sigh*, told me to go wash my mouth out with soap. Ok so I did..... but when I did... well.... the soap got really really slippery and I lost grip of it and swallowed it. Ok all I can say is that now I've cleaned out my system.
What? You don't believe me?
I would never tell a "lye."
2007-07-30 01:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Uhhh. lol Sorry. I Think my Bird Escaped & Landed In Your Shower. She's a Flying Purple People Eater. [That Explains the Hair.] She's Been Gone for a Few Weeks, I Just Got a Call the Other Night From Farmer Old McDonald that She'd Been Stealing His Crops. [That explains the Corn.] So Just Smack Her In the Face with a Flyswatter and Cage Her. Then Wrap Her Up and Send her to:
P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney
Austrailia
KTHANX.
2007-07-30 09:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by ∞Mz.Crazi∞ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone was using your soap and the hair from their private parts went on the soap and they putted a piece of corn on there as well.
2007-07-30 07:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you find this bar of soap in a prison shower? If so I think you know the answer.
2007-07-30 07:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The hair is complementary; the piece of corn is a mistake.
2007-07-30 07:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
"Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
I go swishy swishy.... WAIT.
I'M NOT THAT BAR OF SOAP.
Someone has a hairy hiney and a recent corn schooner.
2007-07-30 08:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
squeaky clean hmmm get a new bar of soap
2007-07-30 08:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by tennessee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Foghorn Leghorn called and wants his soap back - sans hair.
2007-07-30 07:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Amaris in Wonderland 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
because hair sheds sometimes, my hair is always on my soap and rag and everywhere else even when i comb it comes out.
2007-07-30 14:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick, Special Sock Puppet...you are sick. *putting my breakfast back in the fridge since I no longer feel hungry*
2007-07-30 07:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Persephone 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋