So far, found not a single buyer - any ideas for creative marketing? Jingles, slogans
Is $235/ a fair price (with insurance)?
2007-07-30 00:46:31 · 35 answers · asked by Phoenix 寶尚羿 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
http://www.badgas.co.uk/moments/moment_018.jpg
her pic
2007-07-30 00:48:15 · update #1
Where did you get her photo? .... poor one!
2007-07-30 06:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by Aileen HK 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, joke or not, anything you make above shipping costs is pure profit!
As for marketing, how about a jingle like "if you're tired of a stress-free life, come bid on this and get a wife!"
2007-07-30 01:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marketing - 'You've heard of Wife Swap, here is your chance to actually own a wife. Bid now!'
$235 is a bit low, what 'skills' does she have?
2007-07-30 00:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm you should add in that she cooks, cleans, takes care of all house hold chores, can fix anything, never has a head ache ;) never complains, and doesn't mind any manly activity like sitting on the coach for seven hours straight =) Even if it isn't true they wont know until it is too late.... And never show her picture.
2007-07-30 00:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by Jenniferann88 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a slogan to make a good bargain:
Who needs google? My wife knows everything!
2007-07-30 00:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by Night Mare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty man but humorous i hope but heres a sugestion or 2 take her to egyt an dress her in belly dancing attire you'd get a better price but honestly she cant be that bad as for you to sell her otherwise you wouldent of fell in love with her an then married her would you now be sencible an a good boy for dont you know what go's arround comes arround
2007-07-30 00:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are the ciggy and bags under the eyes included or an additional expense? If yes, do you accept PayPal? Assume the shipping is included.
2007-07-30 00:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! You need to be giving her away. No one is going to pay that much for her...well unless you plan on giving her a make over. But I mean...dam!!! Here's a slogan. "Need some thing to put a bag over? Use my wife." What ya think???
2007-07-30 00:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by MrsValo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting her on ebay is ridiculous. you have to wait at least 7 days to get rid of her!!
Junkyards pay money for old cars that can be used for parts... see if they do the same with wives.
2007-07-30 01:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add to the advert Hardly Used.
2007-07-30 00:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better start the bidding a little lower to ensure multiple bids.
2007-07-30 00:49:29 · answer #11 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋