Need to know NOW, there are Jehovah Witnesses coming near door
2007-07-29 23:50:33 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Really, everyone who respects and obeys Jesus Christ goes from door to door to teach his neighbors about the Bible's good news. It is interesting that only Jehovah's Witnesses are so clearly identified with the preaching work; globally more than 6 million preach publicly each month.
(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you.
(Acts 5:42) Every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus.
(Acts 20:20) I did not hold back ...from teaching you publicly and from house to house
It's sad when someone who claims to respect the bible actually insults or even advocates attacking a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.
(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.
Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?
(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”
Learn more:
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/rq/index.htm?article=article_15.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/lmn/index.htm?article=article_11.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/ti/index.htm?article=article_09.htm
2007-08-01 06:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Demonic Religious Pamphlets!!!
2007-07-29 23:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tickle Me Elmo, stuffed with an M-80 firecracker and a lit fuse!
2007-07-29 23:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Overfilled baby diapers. The diapers should be the one that are not really absorbant in order to get that full affect. Hope you have a great day.
2007-07-29 23:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by filiwian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw your clothes (the ones you were just wearing when they came to the door) at them...
or consider napalm and a match (lit)
2007-07-29 23:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The kind thing to do is to shut the door and pretend you're not home.
2007-07-29 23:53:11 · answer #6 · answered by collynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A massive rock
2007-07-29 23:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look at them blankly, and say, in an exaggerated "european accent" like Borat's, - "Helo, you like ?? Jak sie masz ? I laik you, you laik me" and then throw in a little pretend lingo, unless you really are of ethnic background and use some of that, and finish with "Me speak good eengleesh. come in me please, yes?"
Watch them blush and run. Guaranteed to have your name crossed off their street contact list FOREVER !!
2007-07-29 23:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by mamabear_45 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The contents of your commode out of the bedroom window!
2007-07-29 23:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowledge, other then that I would have to say a beach-ball; it doesn't hurt, it's silly, it comes back to you, and sometimes makes a funny noise =)
2007-07-29 23:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by 123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋