And, for extra credit, what's the new name of the paper?
2007-07-29 22:44:28 · 15 answers · asked by Tut Uncommon 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Grass Grows Faster After Rain
The Polak Almanac
2007-07-29 22:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This Paper Tells Lies!
The Liberal Gazette
2007-07-29 23:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The tundra Times
"Hillary Clinton deported to Antarctica"
Americans finally free from the alien menace.
2007-07-29 22:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rich richer, poor poorer, and the middle stuck with the bills!!
paper name: Republicans at the Guillotine
2007-07-29 23:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cat on a hot tin roof. The Feline Gazette
2007-07-29 22:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, naturally, the paper would be called 'Media Lies'
The Headline would be a complete fabrication of something irrelevant.
2007-07-29 22:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
New head ed looks for cred! The daily Goss!
2007-07-29 22:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by bushy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mo wins the lottery!
Mo knows News
2007-07-29 22:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Mo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drunken Hobo gets first chance at a real job.
The Snobby Gazette.
2007-07-29 22:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by MichaelBuffy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The World is Going to Hell in a Handbasket!"
The Truth.
2007-07-29 22:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋