witty title?

Question

I'm writing an article, and need a good title.

Its about how hard it is to write an English essay.

We call our assessment pieces "outcomes"

Ive got "OUTCOME: GOOD OR BAD?"

or

"A GOOD OR BAD OUTCOME?"

or

"THE UNKNOWN OUTCOME"

something with "outcome" in the title would be good...

thanks!

Answer 1

You want witty how about:
The Good, The Bad and The Outcome
????
You know, from the movie...........................
I bet nobody else will have it........
Does your instructor have a good sense of humor and is he/she old enough to get it?

Answer 2

"The Mysterious Outcome."