how do i get revenege on 2 people that lie behind my back?

Question

Well, i had what i thought was a friend lie behind my back to my best friend and now he is also wrapped up into his lies and will not believe me, i want to get revenge on these two, and not the prank type revenge i mean something that will scar their brains until they die, also keep in mind i would not like to go to jail over this but i would like to do as much harm and "chaos" if you will, to these two, Thanks Brian

yeah both are guys, ive looked in the anarchy cookbook but ive decided most of that is just a tad out of my comfort zone of revenge im still looking without anything good

well, i want to focus on pure terror.... im already past the prank stage, i sent them pizzas and plenty of magazine subscriptions with the box checked pay after, but i feel this is worthless because its not exactly getting the level of revenge im going for

Answer 1

I think you should stick to the prank stuff because anything stronger than that could be dangerous and you may regret it in the future.
A good one is to get dog poo (or human if you prefer) and smear it under the door handle of their car so when they go to open their car door they get lots of gross poo all over their hand. Classic.

Answer 2

the only revenge tactics your doing is to yourself. if its lies the truth will prevail - in life people will do you good or bad and sometimes even scar you this may not be fair but life isn't always fair. the only thing you can do is grow and mature through the hardships not go backwards.. not sink down to anyones level. if you have a hard time letting this stuff go its probaly because deep down the lies etc and what they say etc.. is some truth to it. the best way to deal with this is to be the better person and not be a raging fool in the long run you'll look like the fool if you do whats bad and prove what their saying etc is right. so be a winner and not a loser

Answer 3

Dude! Why even care about those two. They are not even worth you wasting your time thinking about doing something. Just dump them and find real friends. You are just going to make yourself to be an even lower kind of person that they are right now. Why does what they say have such an importance to you. They are a couple of weaklings who need to tell lies in order to make themselves feel important. Do not let a couple of wimps challenge you. If you seek out revenge then you are saying that a couple of idiots are bothering you. Damn! If you really were a secure person then you would just remove them from your circle of friends. That is how you show how insignificant they are to you. So unimportant that they are not worth thinking about. Say good bye to them and you will be the real man. They are like a couple of turds; All you need to do is flush them down the toilet and the stink will go away.

Answer 4

Hahaha. This is quite simple.
Spread rumours about them that may be lies but are believable.

Especially tell these things to girls. After you've told a number of people, you've got all the work paved out for you, and you can just sit back and relax as the words begin to infect each and every student's mind. But you must not sound desperate to tell everyone the rumour. Make it seem as though you're giving One a treat, by telling them it.
A great way to keep you covered while doing this is to say you "heard it from a friend". Or that you "heard it from [Insert Very Popular Name Here]".

[ps. rumour must be shocking, inflicting, humourous, and embarassing for it to carry on for a while].

GOOD LUCK!



EDIT:
Oh yeah. Pick a rumour that will change the student's views on them completely. Making them sound "Gay" seems to work. You come up with the splendid idea. ;)

Answer 5

Say goodbye!
No jail, and no violence.
They will realize when they get older that they hurt you.
That is when the true pay back happens. For now, just leave and ignore all.
Good Luck!
xoxox

Answer 6

my suggestion is don't stoop to their level. The couple of times I sought revenge it did not feel as good as it should have. matter of fact I was more than disappointed.... especially with myself

Answer 7

if they lie behind your back you should look them straight in the eye and say if they keep lying you will find new friends. and i think you shuld friends dont treat friends like that

Answer 8

Vengence is mine saith the Lord I will repay...

Answer 9

are they both guys? well if they are, you should get them really drunk, and make them have sex with eachother, haha and then you can hold that over their heads forever, or until they die, whatever comes first

Answer 10

Pathetic, you should join the preisthood that would learn em.