2007-07-29 21:08:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that's why he had McCoy...
'Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not a doctor. Wait a sec...'
2007-07-30 03:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, not too long ago, Cpt Kirk came to the hospital I work at. Seems he has been suffering from boils he contracted from an alien with Vulcan Vaginitis. His poor pecker's about rotted off he waited so long. Goes to show you...you should never bang a woman with pointed ears who leaves in the morning telling you to "live long and prosper"
2007-07-30 04:15:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's because Spock put on a pair of latex gloves, and mind-melded with Jim Kirk's schlong. A schlong that knows these things is eminently logical, after all.
2007-07-30 04:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The transporter beam always filtered 'em out. Sometimes Scotty had to beam him around the ship a couple dozen times a day.
2007-07-30 04:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, according to the Hospital Station books, inter-species infections are not possible. Or it may just be that when Star Trek started, you just didn't talk about those things (at least on TV)
2007-07-30 04:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Mike1942f 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just lucky, I guess. He did, however, GIVE a girl a disease in episode 72, "The Mark Of Gideon." And her father actually sent her to get it. Like I said, lucky.
2007-07-30 04:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by trai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He used protection
2007-07-30 04:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did, and Priceline commercials are the only known cure.
2007-07-30 04:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's surprising, since he apparently boinked every woman he met.
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2007-07-30 04:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he wore a starfleet regulation forcefield on his nacelle
2007-07-30 04:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by shazam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋