2007-07-29 18:17:31 · 14 answers · asked by iamaustralian 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Not in a depression, just a bad mood, anything funny you might like to share with me?
2007-07-29 18:28:44 · update #1
Honami
I just fell off my chair laughing!
Now there's nothing better than a good fart to make me laugh!! LOL
2007-07-29 20:21:45 · update #2
Cup A Noodle LOl, thats what we say as a joke when we fart, its hella funny...
2007-07-29 18:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by jmelee85 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a fellow turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out.
Don't give up though the pace seems slow -
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man;
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor's cup;
And he learned too late when the night came down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out -
The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It might be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
2007-07-30 01:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life.
2007-07-30 01:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lindsay Jane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a human being: you are a beautiful spirit with intrinsic value. Above all other creatures you reign. There is nothing impossible for you, nothing you can't achieve.
How's that grab you? :)
2007-07-30 02:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by missbeans 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get a GD skullet & drink a gallon of prune juice!
2007-07-30 01:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you allow me the distinct honor of having your e-mail address (or a place where I can send you a file), I will put a smile on your face. Guaranteed.
2007-07-30 07:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
may the fleas of a thousand camels invade the groin of the person who made you miserable, and let their arms be short to scratch it. smile dude
2007-08-02 19:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by charlie f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Every day is a good day above ground.
2007-07-30 01:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:HowTo
Look through these. They're kind of like WikiHow articles, but they're bloody hilarious.
2007-07-30 01:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by DaViDb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I farted...and it smells good. *sniff* eww now its starting to smell like onions. WoOps.
2007-07-30 02:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by shardy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋