Nosey Neighbors - do you have any?

Question

I certainly do.
One old man who lives across the street, i cant touch a hammer without him tracking me down and telling me that im doing something wrong...telling me i need to do it this way or that way. Everytime i go to fix something outside of the house i will be damned if he isnt there telling me how im doing it all wrong. Something as simple as cutting the grass for instance - im doing it wrong and he goes on to tell me how they did it better when he was young. If he sees a crew of roofers or something similar that someone has hired to work on their house he does the same thing to them.
Then another guy at the other end of the street. He just comes out and stands there watching me whenever im doing some sort of work around the outside of my house or yard. Just watching...........as if im a TV show. WTF?

Answer 1

i got nosey one if them u can have them

Answer 2

That's not nosey; that's meddling.
Be polite, but tell him firmly that you have things to do and just want to do things in your own way and in your own good time.
Everyone has them, unfortunately.
Technically, they are not neighbors, but "near-dwellers".

Answer 3

no but i got one that thinks every time they pull up everybody wants to hear a concert coming from their car!! I hate that