If this isn't ever a "do it yourself" question, I don't know what is!
2007-07-29 14:33:37 · 10 answers · asked by grapefruit 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
Just wear them as eyeglasses, and the you'll never get any action.
Or Whatever...
2007-07-29 16:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat three of them right before bedtime. I guarantee you'll be too busy running to the bathroom to worry about anything else.
Or, if you're female, hold a bran muffin tightly between your knees. Works every time.
2007-07-29 14:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a batch of freshly-made bran tarts over on your neighbour's place ... after wolfing all of them down, he/she will have the skill to be spending time in the bathing room so which you mustn't ought to difficulty too plenty approximately intense noise ... Now, my question in return is the thank you to apply bran tarts to leap-start up a automobile, get a job interview, do my housekeeping for me and win the lottery?
2016-10-01 00:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a prophylactic what? Depends on how long they were in the oven and at what temperature whether or not they are prophylactic....do let me know...
2007-07-29 14:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Works perfect if you consume two dozen about an hour before retiring with your partner. Even more effective if your rear side is facing your partner. You should however, be kind enough to help your partner up if they are injured when they land on the floor.
2007-07-29 14:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nasty little Oprah...using Muffin and prophylactic in the same sentence!!!! ;)
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2007-07-29 14:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha ~ Now that is a side splitting DYI if I ever read one.
Fashion them in the shape of a kitchen sink plug.. for one... perhaps a noice fob watch chain as an upwind accessory.
EDIT:
I'm beginning to think you really are Oprah on crack... lol
2007-07-29 16:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might try using the paper, but I wouldn't guarentee anything..... unless of course you use the new Binford 6100 brand (item number 9696 at Home Depot)
2007-07-29 14:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The "sponge" method....?
2007-07-29 17:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dunno 'bout that, but they help keep me regular.
2007-07-29 14:37:19 · answer #10 · answered by oldsalt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋