So I was listening to an old Elvis record, when all of a sudden his ghost flew out of the record player and started chasing me around the room! Everytime I tried to slow down he tried to suffocate me with his ghost fat. Someone please help me! PLEASE! I am too young to die. I am on the verge of tears right now! I just tried to run out of the room and an invisible force field ghost Elvis set up shocked me and threw me across the room. I think I broke my vertebra, and I still have to run away from him. Oh God, someone please help me! I'm begging you! What do I do?!
2007-07-29 14:13:05 · 6 answers · asked by MonkeeBizness 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
I know that you're all shook up but please don't be cruel to Elvis. He probably got evicted from Heartbreak Hotel because his hound dog barked too much. It was either spend one night with you or surrender to the authorities and do time in the jailhouse, rock star or no rock star.
I beg of you, don't be a hard headed woman and think like some people do with such suspicious minds. Maybe you're like the little sister that Elvis never had or maybe he just can't help falling in love with such a good luck charm as you. Elvis could just be stuck on you and feel a burning love deep down inside.
I feel so bad that Elvis has been scaring you but, to him, you might be the devil in disguise. But if she's not you, don't send Elvis back to the ghetto where he might end up crying in the chapel.
2007-07-29 14:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by susandiane311 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The brown acid is bad. don't do the brown acid" .
Sorry it was a moment from Woodstock
The Movie not real life ,,,lol
2007-07-29 21:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by michaelhutch4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You tell us how you managed to type that whole story on your computer
2007-07-29 21:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by harry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay of the drugs honey
2007-07-29 21:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
2007-07-29 21:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by sociald 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where do you get your acid?
2007-07-30 01:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by jizdepski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋