How would you fix this sheet rock damage that was caused by...?

Question

...my wife throwing a Bran Muffin at me when I complained about her burning them.

She screamed at me, "Cook your own freaking Bran Muffins!"

Answer 1

Find the bran muffin she threw. Stomp it into dust and put the dust into a bowl. Add a little bleach to lighten it to match the color of the sheet rock. Stir the mixture well until it has a pasty consistency. With the stirring spoon, spread the freshly-lightened paste over the damaged area of the sheetrock. Let it dry and harden. When done, sand until it's smooth. Then the area can be painted, if needed, to match the rest of the wall.

Answer 2

You can sand off any loose paper that may have torn...you then need to seal the damaged drywall with a oil based primer so as to keep the torn paper from raising up when you float out the wall [ joint compound is water based and will raise the damaged paper if not sealed]. If damage isn't too scarred you can use a 6" drywall blade/knife and experiment with a heavy texture like a spanish drag or similar. You could also purchase a round drywall texture brush and load it with mud and stomp it on the wall and then lightly drag your knife/blade over it to produce a nice knock-down stucco look! Test a small area on the wall...if you don't like the texture just scrape it off and try another. I did alot of cover up's using this method! Practice and you may like what you've accomplished. Another option is to go over the sheet rock with a thinner thickness of drywall 1/4" 3/8"...but you will have to tape an bed it!

Answer 3

I've never been one to interfere with wedded bran muffin bliss.....


;)

Answer 4

Simple. Change the Wife...

Answer 5

take sum nail hole filler, fix, paint, den divorce ur wife lol

Answer 6

I suggest : Don’t go to sleep until it is fixed.

Answer 7

Oh, honey, that's assault with a deadly weapon!