2007-07-29 12:33:48 · 50 answers · asked by maxjay 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For those who haven't heard this:
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.
One day I entered Sex in a contest,but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there,looking around.
I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said,"I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
The Judge said, "Me too".
Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
He said "Me too".
Last night Sex ran off again.I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked me what I was
doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.
I said looking for Sex.
My case comes up Monday...
2007-07-29 12:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not to be blunt or anything, but your question is a little "Stupid" in itself...or obvious if you want to call it that. wouldn't YOU stare at someone in the park who just randomly walks by you and says "I'm stupid...sit"? i'm sorry that that's the name you picked for your dog...i would suggest changing it if he doesn't know it yet.
2007-07-29 12:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by merri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you dress strange ? if so that could be one reason. the other reason could be that you gave your dog two names, most dogs only have one name, so maybe you should change your dogs names to ether" im", or stupid. let me know how you make out on this.
2007-07-29 12:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always stare at stupid people. It's fun.
2007-07-29 12:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either because they think you are calling yourself stupid or because they think that is a wierd name for a dog
2007-07-29 12:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by Rae-Rae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because people think you're stupid to name your dog like that.
2007-07-29 12:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they probably think your calling yourself stupid so they just stare and they probably think thats and odd name for a dog
2007-07-29 12:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by Donnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People stare for the strangest reasons...lol
2007-07-29 12:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont know. I call "Im stupid" really loud while im at the park too....
2007-07-29 12:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Gabbie ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Here, I'm Stupid! Sit, I'm Stupid. Heel, I'm Stupid."
2007-07-29 12:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋