Similar to these two.
Give my right arm to be ambidextrous
or
Any one with half an eye can see that
2007-07-29 06:18:30 · 18 answers · asked by treving 42 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
If my aunt had a penis she'd be my uncle.
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
2007-07-29 06:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by dcc045 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here are more to add to your collection.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2007-07-29 15:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you fall down and break your leg, don't come running to me!
He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Honk if you ARE Jesus.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Research causes cancer in rats.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
"See ya later." "Not if I see you first!"
2007-07-29 13:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cricket captain to fielder at deep mid-on: "Saving one!"
Fielder: (Tentatively moving in closer to striker) "Saving both, I hope!"
Then there's the one about David Niven and Erroll Flynn nipping down to the pub (again!) while filming on location. The foreign gentleman directing the film exploded with rage after the most recent escapade. "Late again! You two take me for a fool? You think I know f*ck nothing, but I know f`*ck all!"
2007-07-29 14:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by captbullshot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine is similar to Barbara Bs
On seeing someone of whom she dissapproved my mother would exclaim, "The state of her and the price of matches".
2007-07-31 11:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by valri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend came out with this one, in reference to giving a spear to one particular member of our fighting group:
"As much use as lettuce thrown to a shark."
2007-07-29 18:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by Alfhild 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheap at half the price.
2007-07-29 13:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by hiddenmyname 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see,said the blind man.
don't put all your eggs in one basket.
if there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there's not a fire in the stove?(something like that,correct me plz)
what's good for the goose,good for the gander.
you know what they say.(no,and i don't know who they are)
2007-07-29 13:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by susan e 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
time to blow this popsickle stand...
I say it everytime I am leaving work and I have done it for most of my life.
They say it is a line from the Sammy Davis Jr era...
2007-07-29 19:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by kishoti 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I came to answer this one trev but I think Mysterious has got it all covered. :) I could crush a grape, I really could.
2007-07-29 17:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋