These aliens have landed on my lawn and are throwing a huge party, drinking, and causing havoc. What can I do?
2007-07-29 06:13:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Your choice:
1) Play the theme music from Close Encounters, see if they respond in kind.
2) Call the local Scientologists. Aliens are supposedly their specialty
3) Listen closely to see if you hear any Grateful Dead music. It may be Jerry Garcia's ghost partying over someone selling his kitchen sink
4) Call the National Enquirer and the Weekly World News and tell them they can photograph them for a fee
5) Tell Lindsay, Britney, and Paris the police are on the way.
2007-07-29 07:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Visit Predators R' Us. They have great discounts, rents, and you can even buy your own personal predator! Predators are extremely ferocious and will deal with all your alien problems.
They will get rid of any aliens you have in a timely and organized manner. They cannot be held liable for any damage to your lawn though as their methods sometimes require harsh combat decisions.
And they now accept mastercard or visa!
2007-07-29 09:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure they're the ones drinking, or is it you? I've never had to deal with extraterrestrial activity because I've never in 66 years of life, had the good fortune to meet an extraterrestrial. I must live in a very boring part of the world.
2007-07-29 08:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by GeoffG 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have the same aliens where you are as we do call the immigration that works or join the party you never know those aliens might be some h---l of a party thrower
2007-07-29 06:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by preistess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well they might be the mind controll type so make sure you mave your tin foil hat..then go out covered in lard(a precausion only if they try to grab you you could just slip away...or to make the probe go in easier)..then get a keg and party hearty
2007-07-29 06:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by axiom_ink 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Join in,keep your pants on though.They have a propensity for probing.It could be a real party-pooper.
2007-07-29 06:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. NG 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ask politely to join in. They can be a big help to you or a big pain in the probing area.
2007-07-29 06:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by Skeptic 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Send them back to Mexico, Doofus.
(Haven't you got anything better to do?)
2007-07-29 10:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋