Michael Jackson opens the gate and says, "Sorry, you have to be under 12".
2007-08-05 13:56:37
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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... it's your stomach growling. You decide to climb the fence all the while hoping that the owners are very generous people and would bless you with a snack at the least. Once on the other side of the fence you begin to admire the exquisite surroundings and realize that the home's owner has a great amount of wealth. But in an instant you're sent into shock as you realize that the sound you heard was growling but it wasn't your stomach. It was 2 mastiffs who are now knauling you to death on Ving Rhames front lawn. Ha!
2007-08-06 02:46:12
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answer #2
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answered by Lola B 2
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I stopped momentarily to check it out. I was sooo cold that I thought it was causing my brain to start playing tricks on me. All of a sudden I heard it again! I moved on step by step looking over my shoulder hoping and saying to myself, it's only a cat rustling around the garbage cans. All of a sudden I saw the shadows! Two or three at the most! They started moving, quicker and quicker. I panicked and I started running, because the last time I checked I didn't attend my last few kung Fu classes. I wasn't going to give those guys, who ever they were, a chance catch me. I had been pretty athletic in school so I put it to a test. It payed off, because I was able shake them off of me. I learned rule #1 don't stay out late and becareful where you walk at night plus take a friend.
2007-08-06 02:40:04
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answer #3
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answered by LARRY P 3
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A screeching sound reaches your ears. You look with fright to the maker of the sound. You see a stubby women with odd hair that was almost as tall as you, she is smiling an evil smile and staring straight towards you. She has her long, curling finger nail on a rusted bar of the fence. "I've see you've come. But you are late." She says menacingly.
Your heart jumps, but your legs stay still. You can feel the fear on your face expression. She moves closer to you, slowly. Her voice is as sharp as a double edged razor, cutting you into pieces inside "Don't be afraid, younger one. Your suffering will be over soon..."
The old women stumbles towards you, grabbing at you with her bony hands. You quickly dodge her attempt and go straight for home. On the way, slightly tripping on the over-grown roots of a large garden you don't remember from before, you look back. She isn't following you so you slow down to a walk, trying to make sense of where you are. There are huge, dead flowers all around you. Vines that go as tall as your father when he insists on being the head of the house. Red thorns scratch at your arms and legs as you push deeper into the sea of weeds. Suddenly, you fall out into a clear area. It's your back yard! You shake all of the bad memories of and head inside. You will never wonder what's back there again.
2007-07-29 05:54:11
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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you jump back from the entrance, it would do no good for them to know you were there. As the vehicle that made the noise slowly makes it rounds, you edge back around to the opening in the fence and peek around. . . good no one there. As you sprint across the mostly dark and deserted courtyard, you hear the sound you didn't think you'd hear. . . gun fire!!! TO LATE. . . you hit the ground with a nearly silent scream and a cloud of dust and fleas. . . . . as you think of all the things in life you never got to do, the gestapo agents come and drag you filthy, dying body across the concentration camp to the mass graves and you spend your last few horrible hours of your life lying among hundreds of other unknown dead or dying souls. . . . .End.
2007-08-05 15:58:28
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answer #5
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answered by wombatred26 3
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.... The metal door suddenly opens. Out comes a doctor saying: What the fudge are you doing out here & how did you pass security!? Oh, you forgot your meds again I see. You thought this was a park, huh!? What, waiting for your boyfriend!? I don't think so! Orderly, bring this nut job back in!
...And the door of the P&S Mental Asylum closes.
The End ;-)
2007-07-30 07:30:24
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answer #6
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answered by Buddy Hodor 7
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turn around abruptly to see a mad dog about 20 feet away crouched down as if ready to pounce when the moment comes and you feel like the moment is going to be soon and he is ready to pounce on you......
You try to think as quickly as you can of something that you may have on your person that may be used to defend yourself..... Yes you got it beef jerky you have in your pocket..that will stahl him/her for a second or two. so you put it down ever so graceful and back away slowly and within seconds it is gone........
2007-08-06 05:15:38
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answer #7
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answered by cruisingalong 4
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The prison guard is standing in front of you with a gun in your face... he grabs you by the neck and lifts you off the ground... carries you inside....
2007-08-06 05:10:56
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answer #8
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answered by arrianna_vt 4
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Bammmmmm.
2007-08-06 02:53:28
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answer #9
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answered by candy c 6
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Saint Peter opens the door & says "you didn't believe all that crap about the pearly gates did you?"
2007-08-05 22:11:30
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answer #10
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answered by Tessa 3
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