ten points to the first person who?

Question

makes me laugh the hardest..... good luck!

come on you know you want too

Answer 1

*tickle tickle*

Answer 2

A single mother was reading Dear Abby in the paper, and there was a letter from "Concerned Aunt in Arizona." The letter's writer stated that on the hottest days, her six-year-old niece liked up go up to strange men she happened to see shirtless and poke them in their belly buttons. The aunt was distressed because her sister, the girl's mother, was encouraging this behaviour, saying it was "cute."

This angered the single mother, and she wrote in to Dear Abby telling exactly what she thought should be done. When she finished, she called for her teen daughter to read it over for mechanical, wording and spelling errors.

"Uh oh," said the daughter. "There's a word here you'll have to change, Mom. They won't accept it this way."

"Nonsense," replied the mother. "Now, does it have any wording or spelling errors?" The daughter shok her head no as she returned it, and the mother promptly stuck it in an envelope, addressed, stamped and mailed it.

A little over two months later, her letter appeared in Dear Abby, but the mother was shocked when she read it. Instead of what she originally wrote, the letter read, "That woman should tell her sister to curb her daughter's behaviour now." Distressed, the mother called for her daughter and told her to read it.

"I don't get it," said the mother. "I told them exactly what needed to be done, and those liberal people had the audacity to reword it?"

"I tried to tell you, Mom," replied the daughter. "They're not allowed to print things like 'tell the sister to beat her daughter's a**.'"

Answer 3

Here ya go Tess:

Top five oxymorons:
*Soft rock
*Butt head
*Definite maybe
*Pretty ugly
*Rap music

Dieting advice: "Eat as much as you like...just don't swallow it." --submitted by Annie Rexic

Hope that did it ;-)

Answer 4

here is a joke for you....

there are three guys in a car. there names are shut up, poop, and, manners.
they get stopped by a cop because they were speeding. poop falls out and manners goes to get him. the cop asks shut up,"whats your name?" shut up says "shut up". the cop says "what??!!!" shut up says"SHUT UP!!" the cop says "SHUT UP? excuse me where are your manners?" and shut up says" over there pickig up poop!"

did you like it? did it make you laugh?? : )

Answer 5

Try looking at this, lol, cracks me up every time

Answer 6

Key word: FIRST or HARDEST?
Doesn't matter.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai2pm8LbOpj0lyZv4feYfUXsy6IX?qid=20070728120349AAmhEl8

*Dear Sarah, thanks for the thumbs down. Here's one for you too*

Answer 7

how would we know you laffed the hardest?


Joke:
a man walks into a bar....

"ouch"



:D

Answer 8

Have you hugged your mirror lately

Answer 9

Ok, these 2 videos crack me up.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg


http://youtube.com/watch?v=lCneHUTqY3g

Answer 10

whats brown and sticky ???





a stick !!!