ex: "Yeah, we'll start the operation as soon as I finish this customer's turkey on rye...."
2007-07-29 04:11:36 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Hey ... I bet you five bucks I can do this blindfolded."
"Wait, this isn't an anatomy chart ... it's a map of Rhode Island. Well, let's just start at Cranston and work our way over to Pawtucket ..."
"Braaaaaaaains ..."
"Relax, it's not like this is brain surgery or anything ... oh wait ..."
"Hmm ... if this is the spleen ... then what the heck is THAT?"
"Did anyone see that movie Alien, where that thing leaps out and latches onto ... AAAAARRRGGGGH!!!"
"FOOD FIGHT, er ... ORGAN FIGHT!!!"
2007-07-30 07:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Come on, nurse ... I have EVERY confidence that you can go back to school and get certified to be a doctor JUST LIKE ME!!! After all, look at me ... I made F''s all the way through (I even slept through some of the lectures), but I STILL made it!!! Now, whatd'ya say?! I realize that there's that little thing about paranoid schizophrenia that you're dealing with right now, but with the proper meds ... Look, nurse ... they're really, REALLY short on doctors, anyway. You'd be a slam-dunk even if you DON'T get your license!!! Now, help me operate on this patient, we're short-handed ... Oh, look! Cool!! I see we have Dr. Kevorkian prepped and ready to assist us! Nurse? Nurse, get it together, will you? No, the patient is NOT out to get you! Nurse, put that scalpel away until you can get a hold of yourself! Nurse! Nurse! Damn, that was close!!!"
2007-07-29 04:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jewels 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Okay, we've got her all stitched up...oh GREAT! I think I left my scalpel in there. Open her back up." Or, (what happened to me) "Ma'am, this is Dr. Wong. Just thought you'd like to see what we've removed..." ( he had it all on a metal tray ( I don't want to go into WHAT but it was so gross and I wasn't fully out of anesthesia) I later learned this surgeon had a penchant for taking photographs of the operations and body parts.
2007-07-29 06:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I'm not a surgeon but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
2007-07-29 04:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by feather girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a ganglion cyst in my wrist that needed to be removed but they only give you a general anaesthetic for that surgery. Half way through my surgeon says "****. Don't look for a moment ok?" I never want to hear that again.
2007-07-29 04:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by fruitsnackz 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
" The last time I did a bowel resection was in WW2. Jeez, I hope I remember how to do this. Is the coffee still hot? and I need a Danish, this is making me nervous."
2007-07-29 04:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.. i forget how to operate..and my hands are a little shaky today..shouldnt have taken those sleepin pills before i came in this morn..
2007-07-29 04:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by BooBell=) 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I guess i shouldn't have has those 5 martini's at lunch
2007-07-29 20:21:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oppps!
2007-07-29 04:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by fuzzykitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "Hey (talking to nurse) maybe after this, do you wanna hide in the broom closet?" Gross.
2007-07-29 04:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋