is your glass half emptly or half full???

Answer 1

Either way, it's still beer

Answer 2

well-known proverb states: an optimistic would say a glass is half full, while a pessimist would say it is half empty. What would people of different professions and walks of life say?
The government would say that the glass is fuller than if the opposition party were in power.

The opposition would say that it is irrelevant because the present administration has changed the way such volume statistics are collected.

The philosopher would say that, if the glass was in the forest and no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?

The economist would say that, in real terms, the glass is 25% fuller than at the same time last year.

The banker would say that the glass has just under 50% of its net worth in liquid assets.

The psychiatrist would ask, "What did your mother say about the glass?"

The physicist would say that the volume of this cylinder is divided into two equal parts; one a colorless, odorless liquid, the other a colorless, odorless gas. Thus the cylinder is neither full nor empty. Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a gas, one with a liquid.

The seasoned drinker would say that the glass doesn't have enough ice in it.
Refilling my half-full right now!

Answer 3

I say half full usually - quite the optamist :)

but then again if a glass has no liquid in it, it is still full of air so the glass is always full regardless of the volume you put in it.

Answer 4

When I'm thirsty and starting to drink the glass, it is half-full...But as the water level decrease with each gulp, it's half-empty.

Answer 5

Depends on which day of the week you ask....today my glass is empty...Most days it is half full!

Answer 6

Half empty, what about yours? I would say it looks a tad bit more half full then mine, but it's up to you.

Answer 7

It is always half full. I am forever optimistic! (I have been through too much to not live my life that way!!)

Answer 8

It depends on my mood, but right now its half full :D

Answer 9

I think I have twice as much glass than I need.

Answer 10

Half empty

Answer 11

If you are filling it up,it is half full,
if it was full & you drank half its half empty.