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I am so unhappy I need some fun stuff to give me a boost.

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2007-07-28 23:54:10 · 15 answers · asked by Teejay 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

ok, close your eyes

picture this

5feet 6inches
no hair
thick glasses
great personnality

what is it???

It's me, love ya LOL

hopefuly that put a smile on your face, or maybe I'd just scared the Hell out of you, OPPSSSS sorry

2007-07-29 00:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Hellbound 3 · 2 0

hey guess what............................. (slience)

i am a bad speller...... i pooped all over the wall one day. i have erriadable boule (poop) syndrum and well i didnt quite make to it the potty and it shot out of my a ss like a rocket on crack... all over the walls and the floor when i pulled my pants down. i have a bad aim.... true story

now when i was 10 i was in canaida and well my mom and my cuzin and i were at plante hollywood and i jumped up running like a crazy person to the bath room. yeah i didnt make it that time either except i didnt get to pull my pants down either..eww it was all in my crack. so i laughed and sat on the toilet for about 30 mins before my cuzin came in there.... well my mom went to the gift shop and they didnt have any kind of pants so she got a big shirt and i honestly WALKED in nigra falls canaida with a teeshirt covering my a ss!!! oooooh also
here an other poop story

when my mom and i were coming back from a concert (the concert was 7 or 8 hours away) i felt that poopi cramp and well we pulled to the side of the high way and i shi t..... while i am sh iting cars are honking as they pass by............


p.s. all of this is true and it hope it makes you feel better.

love,
poop girl hehehe

2007-07-29 07:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Paris Hilton.

2007-07-29 07:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by cherrycheesecake 5 · 1 0

A little poem to cheer you up
Were going for a gang bang my brother John and me,
We know a girl across the road who does it all for free.
First well take her bra off her knickers and her jeans,
Then well lie her on the floor and stuff her full of beans !!
We are going to **** her really but it did not rhyme.

2007-07-29 07:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Edgein 7 · 1 1

What's green with no legs??

A bogey (haha)

That should be bad enough to make you smile - if not just smile anyway and you will instantly feel better. Luv ya :o)

2007-07-29 07:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What do you call a Bear with an ear missing?




B!

2007-07-29 10:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 2 0

Here is the link:

http://www.cleanfunnyjoke.com/Blonde_Jokes/Blonde_Bimbo_Jokes.html

2007-07-29 07:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah go watch arrested development, clips on you tube. its works for me. gob

2007-07-29 06:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by just hanging around 5 · 1 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EfMoGAjwIKE this is a funny video,I hope it'll make you feel better!

2007-07-29 06:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by black_cat 6 · 1 0

my dog is trying to hump my guinea pig!!!!

2007-07-29 06:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by im just a flea bag 5 · 2 0

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