I mean the guy isn't paying rent. He's loud at night. I can hear his bones clanking around. He wears a freakin' top hat for crying out loud! Who does that anymore. His phoney british accent doesn't fool me either. I mean he was there when we bought the house. But I just can't get him to leave. Yes he's polite, but he hits on my wife to be all the time. Him and his terrible skeleton puns. "Turn the heat up this cold chills my bones." What a jerk I'm telling you. Should I kick him out?...he says he binded to the house. Should I put brick over the basement door? I'm all out of ideas people. Help!
2007-07-28 21:41:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
worship him. but keep your wife away from him. then when he least expects it....steal his tophat. who knows..it might be his "lifesource" or something.
2007-07-28 22:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kylie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab a spooky bicycle chain or spiked femur, equip some brass knuckles, and accessorize with a lucky rabbit's foot, giant pinky ring and Boris' ring. If both moons are dark and you've got a grue, use it as your familiar. If you haven't won the moonglasses yet, equip the grue with either an annoying pitchfork or a lead necklace. Just keep wailing on that obnoxious bag of bones. He'll die eventually.
2007-07-29 04:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock him in the basement! I'd keep him as a pet. Once in a while throw bones down there incase he gets hungry. Slip some magazines under the door, incase he gets bored. You know.
2007-07-29 04:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just move out he's not going to get any better only worse, lock the basement door and sell the house!
2007-07-29 05:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by whirla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the drugs and he'll leave. I remember the news coming out of the floor vents. I still remember it but no one else does. The ghosts are in our head and only we can get rid of them.
2007-07-29 04:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump on his bed, over and over and keep repeating, over and over (with your teeth clenched) "Black eyes and bloody bones.... black eyes and bloody bones!"
He will tire of this and eventually go "to the store" and he'll end up not coming back. This happened with us and that's how it went down! He was too embarrassed to say anything, but we noticed he took all his tooth paste and his pet praying mantis's and his "Sweating to the Oldies" tapes with him!
2007-07-29 04:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sound like you've found my childhood imaginary friend, Stinker McKinker! Since I am originally from the UK, I can tell you that the accent is very real!
See if you can get him to do the "Stinker McKinker Dance." That should calm him down! It goes like this: "Stinker! Mc-KINK-er! Stinker! Mc-KINK-er!" etc.
2007-07-29 04:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should get a family dog, and let it live in the basement. Dogs LOVE bones.
2007-07-29 04:45:17 · answer #8 · answered by Hangin Round, Downtown ... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um...first put on a pretty white straight jacket,
then have a friend tie it up real tight,
and finally hop into a soft marshmallow filled car and just wait...
2007-07-29 04:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by BRASiL 01 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slap an apron around his bony waist and make him wash dishes.
2007-07-29 04:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋