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"What is your roommate doing on the roof?"

2007-07-28 21:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 1 0

A police man trying to pull of a pick-up is the funniest thing by far

2007-07-29 04:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Kristy 4 · 0 2

Not to me personally but..

that they're here to protect and serve others besides their fellow officers.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

2007-07-29 04:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The police usually aren't in a real friendly mood when I'm around. Absolutely no funny involved.

2007-07-29 10:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Spade, Sam Spade 6 · 0 0

Our Chief of Police knows that a local homeless guy happens to be "in love" with me...He always asks "How's your Husband?"
Sometimes I ask "Is my Husband in jail again?" and ppl look at me WEIRD!

2007-07-29 04:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He told me I could drink three margueritas in an hour and still be under the .05 alcohol limit! I am a smallish person as well..

2007-07-29 04:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by girl from oz 4 · 1 0

He tried to learn me how to ride a bike and because I have no idea how to ride a bike I almost fell on him!he started:hey,hey,you're supposed to ride on the road not on me!

2007-07-29 04:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0 0

I was asked, when stopped when my last drink was, i told him about 3 weeks ago, he said, I'll be well impressed if it picks that up!!

2007-07-29 04:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

umm they're not usually very funny. when I walk home from school they accuse me of being 'high' even though it's like three thirty on a Tuesday.

2007-07-29 04:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by Angelacia baybeeeeee 7 · 2 0

siting on the road i think

2007-07-29 04:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

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