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Because it's our honeymoon. Get greased up while I construct this wooden replica of the Eiffel Tower. I hope our slip'n'slide is still in the garage...........

2007-07-28 19:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Acupuncture, the Crisco makes the toothpicks slide into the skin easier. Plus the leftover Crisco helps plug up the toothpick holes when you take then out. And if you still have Crisco left well...

2007-07-29 08:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1 0

Well, we are having a fabulous party don't you know! The Crisco is for the turkey and the toothpicks are for the mini-appetizers I'll be serving. Come on now haven't you heard of Thanksgiving in July! : )

2007-07-29 10:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mum's the Word : + 4 · 1 0

Look, it's for hors d'oerves for the American Idol auditions here in San Diego, ok? Those buffalo gals just love my Crisco Cubes. Now where's the damned cheese knife?

2007-07-29 02:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My mistake - I meant 2000 cases of Crisco and a toothpick.

It's all part of my evil scheme ... I mean, nothing, dear ...

2007-07-29 02:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 2 0

I am not quite sure, but when the party starts give me a call will you? I want to see what is going on.

2007-07-29 02:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1 0

2000 tooth picks?? You got it wrong. I said "a douce of glue stick incase of disco."

2007-07-29 02:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Only if you remembered the clothes pins, super-soakers, and paintball cartridges...

2007-07-29 02:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by lieutenant70648 3 · 2 0

Hmmm baking something ?

2007-07-29 02:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by a.amitkumar 3 · 0 0

is it to do with me erecting a new home for you.we are married after all.

2007-07-29 08:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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