AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NTSC Never The Same Color
PMS Pack My Suitcase
WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
2007-07-28 16:26:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
SPAM-Something Posing As Meat
2007-07-28 16:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥☠Madame Joker☠♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert MBA Mediocre But Arrogant PhD Piled High and Deep IBM I Blame Microsoft WWW World Wide Wait ATM Another Technical Mistake DOS Defunct Operating System BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control ISDN It Still Does Nothing LISP Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses DEC Do Expect Cuts CA Constant Acquisitions PnP Plug 'n' Pray PC Pretty Cheap CD_ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too. SCSI System Can't See It FORTRAN Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool. PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms Macintosh Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity MICRO$OFT Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology WINDOWS Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space RTFM
2016-03-19 08:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asap Funny Meaning
2016-12-17 19:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FORD- First On Race Day
VW- Virtually Worthless
DODGE- Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
CHEVROLET- Cracked Heads, Every Valves Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
The best for last...
ACURA- Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
2007-07-28 17:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by mustangjackie2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MARINE- Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
2007-07-29 11:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by _~^*^~_ Ninja Fighter_~^*^~_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MENSA = My Escape (from) Nascar-Saturatedmentality of America
< a stretch, we realize, but, if not for "reaching"--as though
it were a crime--would Albert Einstein have discovered
his life's work?
<< Speaking of, redistribute Albert Einstein, and you get:
Ten Elite Brains.
<<< The list(s) go on.
2007-07-28 16:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by rockman 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
WWE= WThis WShow ESucks
2007-07-28 16:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
SCHOOL-Society Can Have Our Overabundant Laziness
2007-07-28 16:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by nancydeanna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow.
mine is just ROFLMBORNF.
pronounced ROFF-lim-bornff.
i made it up, it's Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off Right Now Funny.
Like, HAHA THAT JOKE IS ROFLMBORNF!
2007-07-28 16:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I loved these - thanks for a good laugh!
DIANA - Died In A Nasty Accident (not funny, I know)
SABENA (Belgium's national airline) - Service Awful, Baggage Elsewhere, Never Again!
2007-07-28 16:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋